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Tuesday, October 30, 2007

my holiday is getting worse.
my house phone line kena cut,
my father now working & i cant go out.
if i can give them good reason then im allowed to go out.
WTF! holiday is always sucks. :DD

so yesterday meet up with diyana at night with mal & yan.
talk to her until we so late go home hahaha. it was fun though.
&today go back school for NCC. yeah! hahaha.
but it damn long 1.30 until 6.30 hahaha :DD.

i wanna be 3cm tall & lose 3 kg. haha.

~Syukri, 5:28 PM

Monday, October 29, 2007

Klaka Giler!!
Message: Message: citer 1
Suami : Kenapa Sayang menangis?
Isteri: Saya telah baca sebuah buku. Sad
endinglah bang..
Suami : Buku apa?
Isteri: Buku bank abanglah..

Citer 2
Aderla sorang lelaki datang ke sebuah rumah
untuk meminta derma. Derma
untuk rumah orang-orang tua. seorang budak pun
membuka pintu.
budak : derma ape bang?
lelaki : derma untuk rumah orang-orang tua. adik
ada apa-apa untuk
didermakan?
budak : nanti jap.saya ambilkan atuk saya.
lelaki : ?????

Citer 3
Tunang Farid, Siti, menelefonnya untuk
memutuskan pertunangan mereka.
Farid : Mengapa?
Siti : Saya dah bosan ngan awak. saya dah ada
teman baru. Sebelum tu
awak
mesti kembalikan semua gambar saya.
Farid : Ok. Tapi saya tak ingatlah yang mana satu
gambar awak, Nanti
awak
pilihlah sendiri. Yang selebihnya kembalikan
kepada saya.
Siti : Erkkkkkk........ Benci ..........

Citer 4
3 org menaiki motor dan ditahan polis trafik.
Namun pemandu motor
tersebut
tidak berhenti. Katanya, 'Tak Muat Dah Tok, Kami
dah bertiga!!!

Citer 6
Seorang Tok Batin baru membeli motorsikal Honda
dan kebetulan pada
jalan
pulang terserempak dengan kawanya yang ingin
menumpang, lalu
ditumpangkan
kawanya itu. Dalam perjalanan kawannya
merasakan Tok Batin hanya
mengunakan gear 1 sahaja lalu bertanyalah
kawanya itu,
Kawan Tok Batin : Kenapak kamu hanya pakai
gear 1 sahaja.
Tok Batin : Kalau rosak 1 gear ada 2 lagi gear.
Kawan Tok Batin : ????????

Citer 7
Seorang posmen yang datang menghantar surat ...
" Assalamualaikum "
" Walaikumsalam "
" Ni rumah encik Sameon ye?
" Ya saya"
" Poning kepala saya mencari alamat rumah encik
ni "
" Buat susah aje encik nie! Apsal tak pos aje?"

Citer 8
Orang Asli Dan Polis
orang asli : selamat pagi tuan
polis : selamat pagi
polis : apa hal
orang asli : saya nak buat repot tuan
polis : fasal apa tu
orang asli : kawan saya di baham harimau
polis : pukul berapa
orang asli : dia tak pukul, terkam
polis : habis?
orang asli : tak habis, tinggal kepala

kisah 1
Seorang lelaki pergi ke klinik mata. Setelah
matanya diperiksa, dia
bertanya: " Doktor, lepas pakai cermin mata nanti,
boleh ke saya
membaca
macam orang lain?" "Dah tentu, " jawab
doktor. "Oh, gembiranya. Dah
lama
saya buta huruf, akhirnya boleh juga saya
membaca," kata lelaki
itu dengan riang.

kisah 2
Sebaik sahaja mengambil tempat duduk di ruang
menunggu sebuah klinik,
Shan
terpandang Amin sedang menangis teresak-esak.
Dia segera mendekati
Amin.
Shan : Kenapa menangis?
Amin : Saya datang untuk ujian darah.
Shan : Awak takut ke?
Amin : Bukan itu sebabnya. Semasa ujian darah
dijalankan, mereka telah
terpotong jari saya.
(Mendengarkan penjelasan Amin, Shan menangis.)
Amin : Eh, kenapa pula awak menangis?
Shan : Saya datang untuk ujian air kencing...

kisah 3
Seorang atok membawa cucunya ke pejabat pos
untuk menghantar surat ...
Cucunya bertanya bila melihat atoknya
memasukkan surat ke dalam tong
berwarna merah.
"Atok buat apa tu?".
"Atok bagi surat kat kawan atok,cu!" jawap
atoknya.
Cucunya bertanya lagi, "Apa bangang sangat
kawan atok duduk dalam tong
merah tu?"

kisah 4
Seorang pegawai polis masuk ke bilik mayat
sebuah hospital untuk
menyiasat
punca kematian tiga lelaki sekaligus. Selepas
memeriksa mayat-mayat
itu,
dia bertanya kepada penjaga bilik
berkenaan.
Polis : Mengapa ketiga-tiga mayat tersenyum?
Penjaga : Lelaki pertama sedang bersanding,
apabila tiba2 diserang
strok.
Lelaki kedua pula khabarnya menang loteri dan
mati serangan sakit
jantung
manakala yg ketiga disambar petir..
Polis : Hah! Kenapa disambar petir pun tersenyum?
Penjaga : Masa tu dia ingat orang sedang ambil
gambarnya...

~Syukri, 8:09 PM

Friday, October 26, 2007

yesterday had really great fun at ECP with my 4PM friends.
its a miracle they are there. haha. so went cycling with them till 7.30.
yesterday was the greatest day of my life with AMA. haha : )
now siap2 utk nak kuar hahha!

~Syukri, 7:33 PM

Thursday, October 25, 2007

hello.im bored. now in school lab 3.
today is the last day of school :(
later have 1 hour of recess. & atfer that will be USE YOUR HAND CAMPAIGN.
just now MT was fun. played card. our class is damn messy.
our soccer ball was confiscated. nassier gonna be mad man. hehe :DD
& mr low & mr koh our principal & vice will be leaving us,

last day of school tmrw onwards no schooling.
its gonna get bored at home. hari raya gonna finsih soon.
i wanna workk. jun yong never come if not he die.
i will miss disturbing ppl esp farhanna. shes beside me now. :DD
currently play some pathetic soccer games.

& yeah i nvr go for the malacca trip for SPL's. didnt wan to.
gonna miss SPLs. next year mr chua wont be our form teacher.
i wanna stop here byebye. i love A.M.A.

~Syukri, 6:06 PM

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

last sat & sun on 20 & 21 have LYF outing.
its was fun. banyak duit dpt hahahahaahha.
so just gotten back my report book now at com lab 1.
get number 12 in class. blablablas~! so boring now.
yeahh tmrw last day of school. damn sian :(

~Syukri, 8:31 PM

Thursday, October 18, 2007

~Syukri, 3:55 PM

so havent been blogging for while,
on wednesday all the result out. i passed all subject.
but at first i fail maths then the next day mr Ho told i pass.
was very happy. hahaha. my MT get top few. my eng also.
my science & maths drop. my class position go up abit, from number 10 to number 12.
jazli took my position as number 1o. grrrrr :X

going out at 12 noon today.
tmrw going jalan rayer with 4PM. its gonna be fun. haha.
so last tuesday we got CIP. we go to east coast. we didnt pick up litter we create litter.
it was very fun thought. took some stupid pictures. haha.
ouh yarh on tuesday night i went to TM & saw this 2 girls donnoe who but they know me.
strange. then went to buy my new MP4! wohhoooooo!!! so happy man. hahaha.

school closing in 7 MORE DAY! so BORING!

~Syukri, 3:55 PM

Friday, October 12, 2007

so todays hari raya. my mood suddenly change.
didnt go for semayang rayer today. waoke up late.
now still at hoime & its 1++. waiting for no one.
pictures b4 rayer.(during puasa)

2nd last day of puasa

4th lasy day of puasa

middle of puasa

4th day of puasa

1st day of puasa.

okay its lame./

~Syukri, 9:17 PM

Thursday, October 11, 2007

Natasha Bedingfield Lyrics
Soulmate Lyrics

Natasha Bedingfield Soulmate Lyrics

Incompatible, it don't matter though
'cos someone's bound to hear my cry
Speak out if you do
you're not easy to find

Is it possible Mr. Loveable
is already in my life?
right in front of me
or maybe you're in disguise

Who doesn't long for someone to hold
who knows how to love you without being told
somebody tell me why I'm on my own
if there's a soulmate for everyone

Here we are again, circles never end
how do I find the perfect fit
there's enough for everyone
but I'm still waiting in line

Who doesn't long for someone to hold
who knows how to love you without being told
somebody tell me why I'm on my own
if there's a soulmate for everyone

If there's a soulmate for everyone

Most relationships seem so transitory
They're all good but not the permanent one

Who doesn't long for someone to hold
who knows how to love you without being told
somebody tell me why I'm on my own
if there's a soulmate for everyone

Who doesn't long for someone to hold
who knows how to love you without being told
somebody tell me why I'm on my own
if there's a soulmate for everyone
If there's a soulmate for everyone

~Syukri, 10:30 AM

okayy yesterday was the last paper that is CPA! yeahhh.
& that was also the last day we fast in school. after tht can eat like normal.
ysetrday my day sucks like hell. todays agi's birthday so happy birthday agi.
okay yesterday went to beach road with nuun hamzi zhafir & husna and after that went to airport for fun. hahahha,
& tomorrow is HARI RAYA! 3 more days hamzi is going NS its so sad. ahahaha : (
& i love the song soulmate.now currently chatting with many ppl.

~Syukri, 10:11 AM

Tuesday, October 9, 2007

its been a while since i update.

busy with exams, blablablas, lost my mp3 & ive changed my number,
exam is very difficult. tomorrow last paper so today relax abit,
tmrw coming at 9++. must reach shcool b4 9.45am.
2 more days to hari raya & im gonna be happy. hahaha.
&im not going malacca with the spl's :(
my music at my com also lost everyting lost. hmph.
update soon & many weird ppl tagging me, get lost from my blog.
hamzi is going NS on the 3rd of rayer. hahha.